Some comic relief.
- During a certain outfield at dusk (potential racist contents!):
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A1: *watches as his friends cook*
A2 (a very black indian): Oi, can don’t see me eat anot? You keep seeing, how I eat?
A1: Aiya, you cooking now-what. Relax-la.
A2: Okay-la, later when I eat you don’t see-ah.
A1: Aiya later night time-liao, you eat or not I also can’t see you. Scared what?
A2: Kan nin neh, you haven’t been hit by a mysterious flying ET-plate before right? - A self-revision before some test:
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A1: Eh, the lethal range for (some devices) is 50m-ar?
A2: Yup.
A1: Then the casualties range?
A2: 51m-lor.
A1: … - During some test:
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A1: *presented with 3 options for a question he isn’t sure of: 1cm/sec, 10cm/sec, 1m/sec* Eh, 1cm/sec?
A2: Wah, by the time your (item) activates, the entire enemy battalion has crossed-sia.
A1: Then 1m/sec?
A2: Wah, once you activate, the entire thing has exploded even before you know it.
A1: Then how? 1cm/sec-ar?
A2 & A3 & A4: …